Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Book Review: THE OCEAN AT THE END OF THE LANE


There is no denying that Neil Gaiman is a compelling writer. He comes up with cliffhangers that demand you continue reading to find out what happens next.

That said, I generally find something lacking in many of his stories. There is always that something that leaves me vaguely unsatisfied after reading his book. As a result, I generally prefer his short stories to his novels. He is one of the most celebrated fantasy writers of his time, and rightly so. But for some reason, even though I find his stories interesting, unique and original, I hesitate to call any of his works ‘great’.

Recently, I finished The Ocean at The End of The Lane. My first impression was that it was his best work yet. Unlike his previous novels, I didn’t go away with that gnawing feeling of unsatisfied expectations.

The story starts off with an unnamed narrator who went back to England for some unspecified event - but which was most probably a funeral - and prompted by an urge that was only partially explained at the end of the story, he visited his old neighbourhood and drove down the lane to the farm of his old friend, Lettie Hempstock.


SPOILERS AHEAD

As he sat on the farm, his memories returned to him and he remembered the three females on the farm: Grandmother Old Mrs Hempstock, Mother Mrs Ginnie Hempstock and daughter Lettie Hempstock, as well as the role they played in the life-and-death incident when he was seven.

When he was seven, his parents fell on hard times and had to take in boarders (tenants in American English). One of the boarders was a South African miner who came in a cab that ran over and killed the boy’s black kitten. In return, he caught a hostile tomcat and gifted it to the Boy. Not particularly important plot point but for some reason I find this part hilarious.

The significant role played by the South African in the story was that he committed suicide after losing all his money, and his friends’ money, at a casino. And he chose to die at the edge of the Hempstocks’ farm.

The problem with this was that the Hempstocks were no ordinary women. They were benign supernatural beings who ensured that order was kept in all the worlds of the universe. When the miner died at the edge of their farm, a place where the barriers between worlds run thin, he awoke a being from another world (whom we shall call Rags) who began to wreck havoc on this world.

The Hempstocks were apprised of the situation by the Boy and Lettie was given the task of reining in Rags. This seemed to be a duty that she was no stranger to. Her manner was confident and easy and she decided to bring the Boy along. Just because she could. Even though her elders advised her against it. Anyone who knows fairytales would know what happens when the young go against the well-meaning advice of the older and wiser.

And indeed, although Lettie managed to subdue Rags, the latter found a way to follow the Boy back into his world, where she materialised into Ursula Monkton, an au pair (babysitter to the rest of the world) who made the Boy’s world hell. She banned him from leaving the grounds of his house, so he could not go to the Hempstocks’ home for help. She kept an eye on him as closely as the NSA monitors the world, Americans and non-Americans alike. She seduced his father, and abetted him to almost drown the Boy.

Eventually, the Boy managed to escape to the Hempstocks’ farm. Lettie came to the rescue by calling forth some supernatural birds that feed upon beings like Rags and Rags was devoured by these creatures. Problem quite easily solved? Not quite.

That was not the end of the Boy’s woes. It turned out that Rags had used the Boy as a portal to cross over from her world to his. And a fragment of the portal was left in his heart. So the birds refused to leave until their job was done, that is until they had consumed his heart. In the ensuing face-off, Lettie was badly hurt, as close to death as a being like her could be. Her grandmother and mother released her into the ocean which resembled a pond (another manifestation of the women’s powers) so that she could heal. It was hinted that her healing could take eternities and that even then, she might not return. And if she did return, it could be in another form.

After the incident, the Boy’s memories were altered so that he didn’t remember Lettie sacrificing herself to save him. What he remembered was that she left for Australia with her father. Only at the crossroads of his life would he return to the pond/ocean. Another reason offered for his occasional returns to the pond/ocean was that Lettie wanted to see how the Boy turned out. Which was the true reason? Shrugs. With Lettie’s powers, injured as she was, she could possibly have timed her desire to see the Boy with his life-changing moments. The Boy never remembered those times he returned to the farm. Just as it was shown that the moment he left this time, at the end of the book, he began to forget again.

Gaiman is a master at world-building. It is amazing how he could use such simple language to construct a layered world imbued with magic and fantasy. There was the normal mundane world which was a struggle for the Boy who was a loner and could not fit in in school. When he met Lettie, he stumbled into her world where time travel was normal and reality could be altered, or even deleted.

The charm of this story lies in the strength of the world Gaiman built. Despite all the incredulous happenings, he made it all so realistic and believable.

It is recommended that this book be read just to see how simple words and language could be used to knit a tight and gripping story.


My only gripe with the book is that the problem of the ravenous birds who would not go away was resolved so easily that it was a little contrived. But this is a minor quibble, in view of the enjoyable hours I spent in the Boy and Lettie’s world.

Friday, 25 July 2014

4 Fingers Crispy Chicken

4 Fingers Crispy Chicken at Westgate,
on a weekday before lunch hour


4 Fingers Crispy Chicken burst onto the Singapore scene four years ago.

I first heard about it when my sister ranted and raved about the ‘Korean fried chicken wings that tasted so good even when dapao-ed back’. It tasted really good, she stressed for emphasis.

Hmm. I was sceptical. Until she bought back the chicken wings back one night, and indeed, they didn’t let her down.

Not being much of a foodie and having heard about the legendary queues at the stall, I never tried to buy the chicken wings myself. I was contented to leech off my sister whenever she bought any back, not that she did too many times. In my recollection, I’ve only tasted it twice prior to my personal visit today. Both times were indeed finger-licking good.

Thus I was delighted to see an outlet at Westgate. Now I could buy the chicken wings myself if I feel like gorging myself with unhealthy fried food. The catch is…there is always a queue too at this outlet!

The ever-present queue


Apart from the MacDonald’s Hello Kitty dolls in 2000 or when I’m overseas (where the chance to sample the food is gone if I don’t queue, given how unlikely it is for me to go back to the country), I generally don’t queue. To make me queue in Singapore, the food must satisfy two criteria:

1. It must be good; and
2. It must be cheap.

4 Fingers may be good but it ain’t cheap, not when its combo meals start from almost $10, compared to $7-ish meals from its rivals like KFC and Popeye’s. That’s a premium of 50%.

The Westgate outlet has opened for about a month but each time I go past it, there’s a long line in front of the shop. Good thing that Westgate has got great ventilation, so it doesn't get unbearably hot when you are stuck in the queue.

Until today. I intentionally went to Westgate in the morning, hoping to beat the crowds. Wishful thinking. When I reached the outlet at 11.30am, there was already a line snaking out through the glass doors. Sigh. As the line looked relatively shorter than the other times I passed the shop, I thought it might not take that long to be served.

Sigh. Wishful thinking again.

I think I’ve discovered why there is a queue at all times outside 4 Fingers: the staff are really slow. There were 5-7 people in front of me but it took more than twenty minutes for me to be served. Then of course I had to wait for the food. I only got to tuck into my lunch at 12.15pm. 45 minutes! And I thought it was fast food.

The deafening music probably contributed to the slow service as staff taking the orders and customers couldn’t hear each other clearly over the booming K-pop songs and had to repeat their orders and questions.

Still, Singaporeans don’t seem to mind the wait, judging from the never-ending crowds. Clientele was a good mix of students, working adults and aunties (no offence, aunties, I’m one too).

The line got even longer after I placed my order!


After ordering my food, I was given a circular disc. This is actually a buzzer that lights up and beeps when the food is ready, so that I would know when to go and collect it. Good idea for labour-starved Singapore.

A great idea for eateries


If the proof of the pudding is in the eating, then 4 Fingers passed muster.

I ordered the 1 Drumstick and 3 Wings set, mixed (drumstick and one wing came in Soy Garlic flavour while one drumlet and the other wing were Hot), with kimchi fries. Cost: $9.95. A bit pricey.

The 1 Drumstick & 3 Wings Combo, S$9.95


The chicken was indeed tasty, although the intense sweet and salty flavours may put people who are health-conscious off (then again, what would health-conscious eaters be doing at a fried chicken fast food outlet?). I prefer the Soy Garlic flavour as it was more fragrant than Hot. What particularly impressed me was the drumstick. The skin was deep-fried to a satisfying crunchy crisp, yet the meat managed to retain its succulence and wholesome chicken flavour. Well cooked!

The fries on the other hand were bleh. Could be me but I felt that the kimchi powder didn’t go all that well with the skinny fries. They were a tad dry too. Had to wash them down with a steady stream of chilli sauce.

If you aren’t in the mood for chicken, there are non-chicken items like tofu, shrimp and calamari. Chicken is also available in the form of burger, chop and katsu sandwich.


Would I come back again? I wouldn’t mind, if I don’t have to queue. And I would probably skip the fries and only get the chicken.